Do I look homeless? The other day I was walking down the hall at work, on my way to catch a bus home. A random guy stopped me, an older Chinese man. He asked if I was looking for a place to live? (WTF?) I said, "Yeah, but not till April." He looked disappointed. He then said, "You don't want live in basement?" (Those aren't typos, by the way.) "Umm, no, I have allergies." He looked even more disappointed. Our ways parted and he told me to have a nice day. You too, crazy man.Okay, did I just get an offer to live in some crazy old Chinese guy's basement? Do I look homeless? WTF??? 2005-01-15 || 6:43 p.m. |